August 14, 2006

Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson Split

Who gives a shit? I just wanted an easy excuse to dig up an old quote which might serve to vindicate anyone indicted for telling a 'dumb blonde' joke. Here the daughter of Goldie snarks on America.
"Sometimes I'll be walking down the street and I'll hear some American and I'll just go, 'Of course they hate us, of course they can't stand us. We're the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world. I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we're like, 'Where's the kaachup [sic] for our French fries.' I'm like, 'Shut up!'"

May your divorce be a nasty, bitter one, skank.


Blogger barista grazioso said...

She's absolutely correct. There's something horribly wrong with being a successful American with money to spend on extra things.

So, in honor of the flower-child, I'm going to do my part. I won't be seeing any movies of hers, and I think a burning ritual of her "How to lose a guy in 10 days" is in order.

It's going to make me cry since I'd throw Matthew McConnaughy down in 5 seconds flat to ravish him, but that's just a small detail.....

Thanks for bringing this to our attention myra. We all must do our part.

Tue Aug 15, 05:13:00 PM  
Blogger Myra Langerhas said...

Well, I am just like, whatever. Burning movies is like so Republican. Pour some mustard o it and burn it like a hot dog.

Tue Aug 15, 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger barista grazioso said...

Why waste good mustard when I need it to take on my next camping trip into the great hug o'tree outdoors in my gas guzzling 15mpg (if I don't speed WTHE) SUV? Bah. I need it for my hot dogs and hamburgers for nothing else other than to piss off PETA.

Wed Aug 16, 12:15:00 AM  

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