August 10, 2006

How I Know the Left is Fucking Stupid

....because I visited the Democratic Underground.

Moron number 1:


George Bush must thank poodle Tony Blair for his help intrying to distract
the American public from the victory of a real democrat yesterday.How dare the
voters speak.Its so damn hard to rig the lever machines to flip the voteenough
when voters turn out in mass.

Moron number 2:


Bushie boy and his band of Bozo's have brought out the Bogey man again, ooooooh! be afraid now, Why is it every time it gets close to an election, the pukes bring out these alleged plots? what a joke, I'm more afraid of Al- Busha and company than I am of Al-Quada. Nikita Crushev back in the sixties said don't worry about Russia, America will destroy itself from within. Georgie boy and his clowns seem to be doing a pretty good job of it!!!!!!!!! The bought and payed for corporate media is really playing this shit up , as usual!

Moron number 3:
So are they stupid or intelligent? WHY WOULD THEY TRY TO GET 20 BOMBS ON PLANES WHEN THEYKNOW THAT AIRPORTS WOULD BE HIGHLY CONTROLLED?It smells so bad, it stinks so lousy! This could be the beginning of the scamthat leads to the cancellation of the elections in November. And Blair has tostay longer and longer in office because these two bastards are the right MEN in the rightplace to save the "FREE WORLD" and prepare it for is going to come...Could plainly vomit.

Yes, I realize quoting Democratic Underground commenters is a cheap shit blog post but sometimes it just has to be done.

13 Comments:

Blogger barista grazioso said...

I got a chuckle out of the title until I started reading it. Then, my cosmo's started churning in my stomach, and I hate wasting a good cocktail.

How did you stand it over there? Did you take a shower afterwards? God, what freaking idiots. 10:1 odds they wear Birkenstocks, hug trees and shower once a week. **shudder**

Sat Aug 12, 02:16:00 PM  
Blogger Myra Langerhas said...

I hurled three times before I did the Walk of Shame out of there.

Sat Aug 12, 03:17:00 PM  
Blogger barista grazioso said...

Did you have someone check your back for a puncture wound courtesy of a knife?

I hope you're feeling better and have no more instances of such a delicate constitution. Maybe next time if/when you go over there, you should wear a necklace of garlic, take holy water and bring along a stake for good measure.

Sun Aug 13, 12:06:00 PM  
Blogger TweenkalToez said...

Scary how much barista and I think alike. I read the title with the intent to say "please tell me you took a shower when you left that place..."

Here's to hoping you suffered no ill effects at the hands of such garbage and oxygen wasters.

Sun Aug 13, 03:01:00 PM  
Blogger Calhoun's Ghost said...

I take a gander at DU every few weeks, just to follow the "know thine enemy" dictum. I do feel like immolating my home just to purify things (and the appealing barista *knows* my affinity for flames).

The Dummie Funnies does help me laugh at 'em, though.

Sun Aug 13, 03:35:00 PM  
Blogger Myra Langerhas said...

Calhoun captures the sentiment - how bouts a flamin shot of 151???

Mon Aug 14, 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Myra Langerhas said...

Dont worry all, I took a pee and an ill-placed dump on the site. Quite relieved. Good stuff.

Mon Aug 14, 12:43:00 AM  
Blogger barista grazioso said...

Glad to see you're feeling better myra, as well as decorating the piece of shit place. Now literal :D

calhoun - did you set it on fire again?

Tue Aug 15, 05:10:00 PM  
Blogger Calhoun's Ghost said...

Umm... *looks at shoes* yes. I'm getting to be on a first name basis with the local firemen.

Tue Aug 15, 06:37:00 PM  
Blogger Myra Langerhas said...

This is a good crowd. Heart warming.

Tue Aug 15, 11:27:00 PM  
Blogger barista grazioso said...

Warming being the operative word **hint - fire - cal - don't let him bbq**

:D hey myra - as an afterthought. If we really want to let cal shine like the bright little light he is, how about pouring some of that 151 on the bbq'r? **adjusts halo that just slipped off**

Wed Aug 16, 12:18:00 AM  
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