Pineapple Enema Award

The first in a continuous series of weekly Pineapple Enema Award is very easy to decide this week. The honor has to go to Congressman Pete (of shit) Stark on the Zarqawi kaboom:

"This is just to cover Bush's [rear] so he doesn't have to answer" for Iraqi civilians being killed by the U.S. military and his own sagging poll numbers, said Rep. Pete Stark, California Democrat. "Iraq is still a mess -- get out."

When the SOB that lops off heads of innocent Westerners, and organizes attacks against American troops, gets smoked by a half ton of boomers, you put a smile on your face and feel better about the world.