PETA, Paul, Pink and the Colonel

It had been a full day or two since we have heard PETA do something stupid. The law of inevitability told us the wait wouldn't be much longer.

Vienna - A row erupted on Thursday over plans by animal protectionists to symbolically "crucify" three activists with animal masks in a Good Friday
protest outside Vienna's St Stephan's Cathedral.

How profound. Yawn.

In other PETA news, Pink, a/k/a Alecia Moore, the marginally talented pop singer with a penchant for all things disgusting, joined the group's campaign to Kick the Bucket, a petition to stop Kentucky Fried Chickens 'inhumane' treatment of animals. Fellow chickenista, Paul McCartney joined PETA's campaign against animal testing.