Liveblogging the Oscars

Since I was roped into watching the Oscars under horrific threats of celibacy, might as well make the best of it and blog away. Snarking Dawgettte will do the fashion commentary, as I have only just learned that the amount of cleavage is not the single measure of a woman's dress.

McCarthyite, transgendered, Brokeback blogging.

Ann Coulter weighs in on her picks:

I shall summarize the plots of the five movies nominated for best picture below:
"Brokeback Mountain" (gay)
"Capote" (death penalty with bonus gay lead)
"Crash" (racism)
"Good Night, and Good Luck" (McCarthyism)
"Munich" (Jew athletes at Munich had it coming)

Everyone says it's going to be "Crash," but I think "Crash" is too popular with filmgoers. Moreover, Hollywood feels it has done enough for the blacks. Hollywood can never do enough for the gays. Gays in the military, gays in the Texas Rangers, gays on the range. It's like a brokeback record! As Pat Buchanan said, homosexuality has gone from "the love that dare not speak its name" to "the love that won't shut up."

Let the mayhem begin.

Tedious joke about how nobody wants to host the Oscars. Yawn.

Forget it. This is abysmal and we are still in the monologue.