Mitt Romney's Awful Shame

No not his sins.

Not his father's sins.

Nor his grandfather's sins.

But those of his great grandfather and his great great grandfather.

As a public service, the Associated Press traces back Mitt Romneys nefarious ancestry to a time when Americans still treated other Americans as chattel. His qualifications to become President have all but been sullied.

Pssssssssst. By the way, Barack Obama's pop, Barack Obama Sr., was a drunken, bigoted wife-beating thug, oh, and a POLYGAMIST.. Hello?!? Is there an AP reporter in the house?

UPDATE: Obama link fixed.