February 06, 2007

You know how I know you are gay...

.....you are a man that pays to have sex with other men. Not that that is a big deal, but don't tell us that now, after a few weeks of counseling, that you are straight. A wonderful story of D-E-N-I-A-L:

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

That is according to one of the disgraced pastor's overseers, who on Monday revealed new details about where Haggard has been and where he is headed.

The caption to his picture is priceless:

Fresh from counseling, Ted Haggard reportedly called his "sexual immorality" a case of acting out.

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